Effective: Monday, September 27th, 2004

SCHEDULE CHANGES
Weekdays
8:00AM MacGyver
(replaces Mr. Ed/I Dream of Jeannie)
9:00AM Happy Days
(replaces Bewitched)
9:30AM The Brady Bunch
(replaces Green Acres)
10:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show
(replaces I Love Lucy)
10:30AM I Love Lucy
(replaces Dick Van Dyke)
11:00AM Mr. Ed
(replaces Mini-marathons)
11:30AM I Dream of Jeannie
(replaces Mini-marathons)
12:00PM Bewitched
(replaces Mini-marathons)
12:30PM Green Acres
(replaces Mini-marathons)

Mondays 5-8PM All in the Family (replaces Three's Company)
Tuesdays 5-8PM The Munsters (replaces Addams Family)
Thursdays 5-8PM: Sanford & Son (replaces Family Ties)
Saturdays, effect Oct. 9:
8AM-12PM Assorted TV Land Originals Encores
Fridays, effect. Oct 22
11:00PM & 2:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show

(Everything else remains the same as the August 14th Schedule.)

 

Weekday Regular Programming

Twice As Nice
Afternoon

Prime Time Programming

Weekend Regular Programming Special Programming

TIME Monday-Friday Saturday Sunday TIME
6:00AM  Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Gunsmoke  6:00AM
6:30AM   6:30AM
7:00AM  Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza  7:00AM
7:30AM   7:30AM
8:00AM  MacGyver Assorted TV Land
Original Encores

(Show & Episode Information Below)
Carol Burnett & Friends  8:00AM
8:30AM  The Flip Wilson Show  8:30AM
9:00AM  Happy Days Addams Family  9:00AM
9:30AM  Brady Bunch Dick Van Dyke Show  9:30AM
10:00AM  Dick Van Dyke Show Mister Ed  10:00AM
10:30AM  I Love Lucy The Munsters  10:30AM
11:00AM  Mr. Ed Bewitched  11:00AM
11:30AM  I Dream of Jeannie Green Acres  11:30AM
12:00PM  Bewitched The Andy Griffith Show The Andy Griffith Show  12:00PM
12:30PM  Green Aces Dick Van Dyke Show Dick Van Dyke Show  12:30PM
1:00PM  MacGyver MacGyver MacGyver  1:00PM
1:30PM   1:30PM
2:00PM  Gunsmoke Bonanza

Gunsmoke

 2:00PM
2:30PM 

 2:30PM

3:00PM  Bonanza

 3:00PM

3:30PM   3:30PM
4:00PM  The Andy Griffith Show  4:00PM
4:30PM  Leave it to Beaver  4:30PM
5:00PM  Monday All in the Family
Tuesday
The Munsters
Wednesday
Green Acres
Thursday
Sanford & Son
Friday
Wings
 5:00PM
5:30PM   5:30PM
6:00PM   6:00PM
6:30PM   6:30PM
7:00PM   7:00PM
7:30PM   7:30PM
8:00PM  The Munsters  8:00PM
8:30PM  Green Acres  8:30PM
9:00PM  The Andy Griffith Show  9:00PM
9:30PM  Leave it to Beaver  9:30PM
10:00PM  Sanford and Son  10:00PM
10:30PM  All in the Family  10:30PM
11:00PM  Three's Company  11:00PM
11:30PM  Three's Company  11:30PM
12:00AM  Cheers Cheers Cheers  12:00AM
12:30AM  Cheers Cheers Cheers  12:30AM
1:00AM  All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family  1:00AM
1:30AM  Sanford and Son Sanford and Son Sanford and Son  1:30AM
2:00AM  Three's Company Three's Company Three's Company  2:00AM
2:30AM  Three's Company Three's Company Three's Company  2:30AM
3:00AM  Family Ties Family Ties Family Ties  3:00AM
3:30AM  Cheers Cheers Cheers  3:30AM
4:00AM  The Brady Bunch The Brady Bunch The Brady Bunch  4:00AM
4:30AM  Happy Days Happy Days Happy Days  4:30AM
5:00AM  I Dream of Jeannie I Dream of Jeannie I Dream of Jeannie  5:00AM
5:30AM  Bewitched Bewitched Bewitched  5:30AM


 

TV LAND THEMED BLOCKS

TV Land Originals Saturday Morning Encores:
Saturdays 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM ET/PT (time varies)

Saturday, October 2
9:00AM ET in TV Land: Dallas
10:00AM TV Land Moguls: The '80s
11:00AM TV Land Legends: The 60 Minutes Interviews - Norman Lear
11:30AM Inside TV Land - African Americans

Saturday, October 9
8:30AM Top 10 #01 - TV Dads
9:00AM Inside TV Land #11 - TV Cops
10:00AM 60 Minutes Interviews #06 - Chris Rock
10:30AM TV Land Convention Special
11:00AM Still Brady After All These Years

Saturday, October 16
8:30AM TV Land Top 10: Andy Griffith Show
9:00AM TV Land Top 10: TV Dads
9:30AM TV Land Online Special
10:00AM Inside TV Land: Style & Fashion
11:00AM Dick Van Dyke Revisited

Saturday, October 23
8:00AM 60 Minutes Interviews #13 - Rob Reiner
8:30AM TV Land Top 10 #03: TV Cars
9:30AM Living in TV Land #01: Dick Van Pattern
10:00AM Inside TV Land #14– TVs Top 40 Theme Songs

11:00AM Still Brady After All These Years

Saturday, October 30
8:00AM 60 Minutes Interviews #4 - Jerry Seinfeld
8:30AM Emmy's Greatest Moments
9:30AM All Access Pass II
10:00AM Inside TV Land: Primetime Politics
11:00AM ET in TV Land: TV Greatest Scandals #2

 

TV LAND SPECIAL PROGRAMMING

October 13, Wednesday - 10:00PM to 10:30PM

>> TV Land's Top 10: The Andy Griffith Show Episodes (Special Encore Presentation)
In this half-hour installment, stars reveal some of their favorite episodes from The Andy Griffith Show.
 
Encores: Wednesday, October 13 at 1:00 a.m. (early Thursday); Thursday, October 14 at 7:00 p.m.; Friday, October 15 at 11:59 p.m.; Saturday, October 16 at 8:30 a.m.; Sunday, October 17 at 8:00 p.m.; Monday, October 18 at 1:00 p.m.; Tuesday, October 19 at 4:00 p.m.; Wednesday, October 27 11:00 p.m. and Wednesday, October 28 2:00AM (early October 28)

Special Top Andy Griffith Episodes Marathon on October 13 ONLY:
10:30PM/1:30AM Andy Griffith Show #74
11:00PM/2:00AM Andy Griffith Show #52
11:30PM/2:30AM Andy Griffith Show #43
12:00AM/3:00AM Andy Griffith Show #64
12:30Am/3:30AM Andy Griffith Show #96

 

October 16th, Saturday - 8:00PM

>> New Honeymooners Lost Episode  "Love Letter"
Before the classic 39 episodes of The Honeymooners debuted in 1955, there were short sketches of the show on The Jackie Gleason Show where airing from 1952-1955. An episode that aired on this date 50 years ago (Oct. 16, 1954) will air for the first since then. It was found at the University of Georgia in the Peabody Awards archive.

 

October 20th, Wednesday - 10:00PM

>> TV Land's Top Ten: TV Cars
Rev up your engines! TV Land’s Top Ten comes off the starting line as a weekly series with an episode dedicated to TV’s most loved and desired cars.  KITT, the General Lee and the Batmobile all make the field.  But, who’ll win the race?

Encores: Thursday, October 21 at 1:00 a.m. & 7:00 p.m.; Friday, October 22 at 11:59 p.m.; Saturday, October 23 at 8:30 a.m.; Sunday, October 24 at 8:00 p.m.; Monday, October 18 at 1:00 p.m. and Tuesday, October 19 at 4:00 p.m. ET/PT.

Special Top TV Car Episodes Marathon on October 20 ONLY:
11:00PM Miami Vice 048 - Stone's War
Crockett's journalist friend, Stone, claims to have footage of United States mercenaries fighting the Sandinistas in Nicaragua under the orders of Maynard.
12:00AM Knight Rider 052 - KITT vs. KARR
A young couple stumble onto KITT's evil prototype KARR--embedded on the beach after his last reign of terror--and unwittingly reactivate him.
1:00AM Top 10 TV Cars ENCORE
2:00AM Starsky & Hutch 002 - Death Ride "Death Ride":

Driving from San Francisco with the daughter of a crime czar, who has agreed to tell all when the girl arrives, Starsky (Paul Michael Glaser) and Hutch (David Soul) are pursued by killers who will stop at nothing to prevent the girl and her escorts from surviving the journey.
3:00AM The Rockford Files 052 - So Help Me God
Rockford, summoned before the Grand Jury concerning the alleged kidnapping of a union official, is cited for contempt and put in a Federal prison.
4:00AM The Munsters 036 - Hot Rod Herman
Herman bets the family car in a drag car race and loses.
4:30AM Batman 100 - The Unkindest Tut Of All King
Tut has seemingly gone straight and is predicting robberies before they happen. The Gotham lawmen agree that Tut must be up to no good, but when Batman and Robin investigate, they can find no evidence of wrongdoing. Tut warns them the Soccer Stadium will be robbed. He's told his hoods to let the Dynamic Duo capture them while he plants a 'bug' on the Batmobile, which traces the Caped Crusaders to Wayne Manor!

 

October 27th, Wednesday - 10:00PM (Encores 1:00AM)

>> Inside TV Land: Primetime Politics
Politics and television have been joined at the hip since politicians first discovered how useful television could be, and television first discovered how entertaining politics could be. There are behind the stories, stories you never heard before and stories you may never hear again.  There are scenes and scene-stealers, drama, fun and funny business. 

 Driven by clips, stills, interviews with the players (entertainers and maybe a “real” politician or two), “witnesses,” and an unseen but well-known narrator associated with the subject, Primetime Politics looks at shows from Laugh-in to Family Ties to Murphy Brown. (produced by Linda Ellerbee’s “Lucky Duck Productions”)

Encores: Thursday, October 27 at 1:00 a.m.; Thursday, October 28 at 11:00 a.m.; Friday, October 29 at 5:00 p.m.; Saturday, October 30 at 10:00 a.m.; Saturday, October 30 at 8:00 p.m.; and Sunday, October 31 at 12:00 p.m. ET/PT; SPECIAL ELECTION DAY ENCORE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 2 10:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. ET/PT and 1:00 am to 2:00 a.m. ET/PT; Sat. Nov. 13 9:30am ET/PT

 

Saturday Mornings in November, 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM ET/PT

>> TV Land Originals Saturday Morning Encores

Saturday, November 6th
Pre-empted for "Hunter Launch Marathon"

Saturday, November 13
8:00AM Still Brady After All These Years
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show #2
9:30AM Inside TV Land: Primetime Politics
10:30AM ET in TV Land: Three's Company
11:30AM TV Land Legends: Mel Brooks

Saturday, November 20
Pre-empted for special Baywatch weekend.

Saturday, November 27
8:00AM ET in TV Land: TV's Greatest Scandals #1
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show: #4
9:30AM ET in TV Land: TV's Greatest Scandals #2
10:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show: #2
11:30AM ET in TV Land: TV's Greatest Scandals #3

 

November 6th & 7th, Saturday & Sunday - All Weekend Long!

>> "Hunter" Launch Marathon
It works for Hunter and now it works for TV Land as the classic 80s crime drama comes to TV Land with a 48 episode marathon weekend!

Saturday, November 6
6am- #1 Hard Contract
Dee Dee's ex-partner may assassinate.
7am- #6 Pen Pals
Rick is arrested for murdering a drug dealer.
8am- #12 The Snow Queen, I
An officer comes to take a drug dealer.
9am- #13 The Snow Queen, II
A mobster holds Dee Dee and Sally captive.
10am- #16 The Last Kill
McCall and Hunter discover an assassin's victims were all involved in the same blackmail ring.
11am- #18 Sniper
A sniper kills blondes for years.
12pm- #19 Case X
McCall is lured to a filmmaker's beachhouse.
1pm- #21 The Biggest Man in Town
Hunter travels to a resort to find evidence.
2pm- #22 Rich Girl
Detectives suspect an heir is behind murder.
3pm- #26 The Million Dollar Misunderstanding
A thief and murderer suspects Rick of stealing.
4pm- #32 Burned
The sight of a criminal who supposedly died.
5pm- #38 The Beautiful and the Dead, I
Hunter finds a blonde dead in his apartment.
6pm- #39 The Beautiful and the Dead, II
Hunter must stop killer from fleeing country.
7pm- #6 Pen Pals
Rick is arrested for murdering a drug dealer.
8pm- #19 Case X
McCall is lured to a filmmaker's beachhouse.
9pm- #21 The Biggest Man in Town
Hunter travels to a resort to find evidence.
10pm- #24 Rape and Revenge, I
A rapist diplomat attacks Dee Dee.
11pm- #25 Rape and Revenge, II
McCall's attacker flees to his powerful father.
12am- #106 Last Run
Arson/murders may be related to a kidnapping.
1am- #41 Saturday Night Special
A reporter is suspected of killing for scoops.
2am- #43 Change Partners and Dance
Devane thinks Rick and Dee Dee are too close.
3am- #56 Double Exposure
McCall goes under cover in the fashion world.
4am- #62 Hot Pursuit, I
Rick takes over research of a prostitution ring.
5am- #63 Hot Pursuit, II
Hunter is jailed for killing Dee Dee's assailant.

Sunday, November 7
6am- #67 Night on Bald Mountain
Rick spends Halloween in victim's mansion.
7am- #75 The Black Dahlia
Skeleton may be slain actress.
8am- #80 Bogota's Million
Sporty James is object of Hunter's manhunt.
9am- #68 City of Passion, I
A detective joins Hunter to find a serial rapist.
10am- #69 City of Passion, II
Hunter probes the death of a teenage prostitute.
11am- #70 City of Passion, II
Hunter traps the killer of a teenage prostitute.
12pm- #85 Silver Bullet
Hunter suspects colleague in murder case.
1pm- #96 City Under Siege, I
An escaped criminal seeks revenge on Hunter.
2pm- #97 City Under Siege, II
An escaped killer continues to stalk Hunter; a desperate vigilante fights crime in his neighborhood.
3pm- #98 City Under Siege, III
Hunter nabs an escaped convict after a neighborhood vigilante is found dead.
4pm- #104 Ring of Honor
The partners probe boxing murders.
5pm- #105 Teen Dreams
McCall and Hunter suspect someone posing as a policeman is killing teenage prostitutes.
6pm- #15 Little Man With a Big Reputation
A highway hijacking operation may involve an ex-convict in whose wedding Devane is best man.
7pm- #12 The Snow Queen, I
An officer comes to take a drug dealer.
8pm- #13 The Snow Queen, II
A mobster holds Dee Dee and Sally captive.
9pm- #59 Shades
McCall teams with new partner to find Hunter.
10pm- #114 Yesterday's Child
Hunter learns he fathered a boy in Vietnam.
11pm- #122 Unfinished Business
McCall and Hunter consult the police psychologist about feelings from their past romance.
12am #136 When the Shark Bites
Hunter confronts Capt. Devane about apparent ties to a loan-sharking operation.
1am #124 Final Confession
A serial killer confesses to a priest, a former accomplice who is in line for murder.
2am #128 Street Wise, I
Hunter tracks a man obsessed with harassing a homeless man; McCall renews an old romance.
3am #129 Street Wise, II
A fencing operation is responsible for Hunter's mentor's death; McCall marries and moves to London.
4am #148 All That Glitters
Hunter delves into a victim's background to find a murderer with a love of gold coins.
5am #151 Little Man With a Big Reputation
A highway hijacking operation may involve an ex-convict in whose wedding Devane is best man

 

November 20th & 21st, Saturday & Sunday - All Weekend Long!

>> TV Land's 48 Hour Marathon for "Baywatch"
(Episodes Updated 10/13) TV Land presents a special one time only marathon for the hit series Baywatch.
(NOTE: Baywatch NOT be joining TV Land's regular schedule -- it is just a 15th Anniversary marathon and TV Land has no plans to air it after that.)
Themed Blocks: Classic TV guest stars/theme (Sa 9a-1p, Su 9a-12p); First episodes (Sa 6p-3a); Pamela Anderson episodes (Su 12p-6p); Last episodes (Su 6p-3a)

Saturday November 20:
6:00AM #001- Nitemare Bay Part I (201)
7:00AM #002- Nitemare Bay Part II (202)
8:00AM #008- Thin or Die (208)
9:00AM #032- Lifeguards Can't Jump (310)
10:00AM #049- Sky Rider (405)
11:00AM #052- Submersion (408)
12:00PM #069- Aftershock
1:00PM #009- The Trophy Part I (209)
2:00PM #010- The Trophy Part II (210)
3:00PM #011- If Looks Could Kill (211)
4:00PM #021- Game of Chance (221)
5:00PM #034- A Matter of Life and Death (312)
6:00PM #067- Livin' on the Fault Line Part I (501)
7:00PM #068- Livin' on the Fault Line Part II (502)
8:00PM #089- Trapped Beneath the Sea Part I (601)
9:00PM #090- Trapped Beneath the Sea Part II (602)
10:00PM #023- River of No Return Part I (301)
11:00PM #024- River of No Return Part II (302)
12:00AM #133- Rookie Summer (801)
1:00AM #025- Tequila Bay (303)
2:00AM #135- The Choice (803)
3:00AM #055- The Child Inside (411)
4:00AM #060- Mirror, Mirror (416)
5:00AM #087- Runaways

Sunday November 21:
6AM #094- Leap of Faith
7 AM #169- Baywatch Grand Prix (915)
8 AM #092- Surf's Up (604)
9 AM #102- Baywatch Angels (614)
10 AM #120- Search and Rescue (710)
11 AM #013- Now, Sit Right Back ...
12 PM #043- Kicks (321)
1 PM #066 - Rescue Bay
2 PM #070- Baja Run (504)
3 PM #085- Deep Trouble (519)
4 PM #113- Liquid Assets (703)
5 PM #117- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (707)
6 PM #143- Hijacked (811)
7 PM #152- Bon Voyage (Part 1)
8 PM #153- White Thunder at Glacier Bay (Part 2)
9 PM #154- White Thunder at Glacier Bay (Part 2)
10 PM #132- Nevermore (722)
11 PM #65- Guys and Dolls
12 AM #97- Home is Where the Heat Is (609)
1 AM #123- Chance in a Lifetime
2 AM #176- Castles in the Sand
3 AM #136- Memorial Day (804)
4 AM #159- The Natural (905)
5 AM #162- Swept Away (908)

 

November 25th, Thursday - 8:00PM to 11:00PM ET/PT

>> TV Land ThanksGIVING
Have your family join TV Land after your family gathering at the family table for TV families gathering at the family table during Thanksgiving.

8:00PM The Addams Family #28 -"My Son, the Chimp"
An organ grinder's fugitive monkey leads Fester to believe that he has turned Pugsley into a monkey.
Morticia and Gomez treat the monkey as though he were their son, welcoming him to the dinner table and giving him Pugsley's chores.
8:30PM Happy Days #127 "The First Thanksgiving"
Marion tells a story about the meaning of Thanksgiving.
9:00PM All in the Family #13 "The First And Last Supper"
At the same time that Archie is circulating a petition to keep more black families from moving into the
neighborhood, Edith accepts an invitation to have dinner with the Jeffersons. Archie tries to get out of the engagement by claiming Edith has sprained her ankle, but only compounds his situation when Lionel's folks decide to bring the complete dinner to the Bunker house.
9:30PM All in the Family #121 "The Little Atheist"
As Thanksgiving dinner gets cold, Archie's and Mike's tempers get really hot. This time they are locking
horns over the soon-to-be-born baby Stivic's religion - or possible lack of it. Archie insists that his
grandchild be raised as a Christian, while Mike insists that the decision about religion be left up to the child.
10:00PM Cheers #104 "Thanksgiving Orphans"
The Cheers gang celebrate Thanksgiving at Carla's house.
Guest Stars: Bernadette Birkette [Voice of Vera Peterson].
10:30PM Cheers #255 "Ill-Gotten Gaines"
Woody tries to buddy up to his father-in-law who has been carrying on with Woody's sister in-law. The Cheers gang celebrates Thanksgiving with some "borrowed" goodies from Melville's.

 

November 26th, Friday - 8:00PM to 11:00PM ET/PT

>> TV Land ThanksGETTING
A new motorcycle? A pendant? A bed or a hunting jacket? TV Land stars bring out the gifts on black Friday!

8:00PM Leave it to Beaver #19 "The Bank Account"
The boys see Ward's decrepit old hunting jacket and decide to get him a new one with the money from their savings accounts. When Ward finds out they have taken money out of their accounts without asking him first, he becomes furious -- until he discovers their motive.
8:30PM The Andy Griffith Show #75 "The Bed Jacket"
Aunt Bee hints that a frilly bed jacket would be a wonderful gift for her upcoming birthday. Is Andy listening?
9:00PM Green Acres #144 "Happy Birthday"
Oliver anticipates a surprise birthday party for himself--but it's Arnold the pig who winds up with the birthday celebration.
9:30PM Happy Days #176 "The Sixth Sense"
Fonzie searches for a thief, unaware that Joanie, Chachi, and Jenny have swiped his savings. They chip in the difference to surprise him with a desperately needed new motorcycle.
10:00PM All in the Family #66 "Archie The Gambler"
Is there a new Archie Bunker, or is he trying to hide something? That's the question the family asks when Archie comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.
10:30PM Cheers #165 "The Gift of the Woody"
Drawing on his limited means, Woody presents Kelly with a song he wrote for her birthday. When it fails to impress, he spends his life savings on a pendant.

 

Saturday Mornings in December, 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM ET/PT

>> TV Land Originals Saturday Morning Encores
(Previously started at 8:00AM in November)

Saturday, December 4
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM TV Land Moguls: #3 The '70s I
10:30AM ET in TV Land: All in the Family
11:30AM TV Land Top 10: TV Dads

Saturday, December 11
(First 6 shows, not counting the pilot special from July)
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
10:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
10:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
11:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
11:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show

Saturday, December 18
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM TV Land Moguls: #4 The '70s II
10:30AM ET in TV Land: Three's Company
11:30AM TV Land Top 10: Andy Griffith Show

Saturday, December 25
Pre-empted for 5th Annual Merry-thon

 

December 3, 17, 24, Fridays - 8:00PM to 10:00PM ET/PT

>> Fa La La Fridays
Catch your favorite sitcom Christmas episodes every Friday in December. Cuddle up with your family every Friday night in December for some Christmas fun with holiday episodes of Three's Company, Bewitched, All in the Family and many more!

Friday, December 3
8:00PM Bewitched: #15
8:30PM The Dick Van Dyke Show: #76
9:00PM Green Acres: #46
9:30PM Cheers: #12

Friday, December 10
pre-empted for TV's 100 Most Memorable Moments

Friday, December 17
8:00PM The Brady Bunch: #12
8:30PM Happy Days: #27
9:00PM Three's Company: #20
9:30PM Cheers: #34

Friday, December 24
8:00PM Bewitched: #184
8:30PM All in the Family: #26
9:00PM Sanford & Son: #104
9:30PM The Andy Griffith Show: #11

 

December 6th, Monday - 10:00PM ET/PT (Encore 1:00AM)

>> TV Guide and TV Land Present: The 100 Most Memorable TV Moments
Each night ET/PT In partnership with TV Guide, TV Land takes a comprehensive look at the extraordinary moments experienced only through television. From Neil Armstrong s historic walk on the moon to Michael Jackson s moonwalk to John F. Kennedy's assassination in Dallas to Who Shot J.R.? on Dallas, this countdown special showcases the moments we all remember. Presented in five one-hour installments, this special is produced by Gay Rosenthal Productions.

All 5-parts Encore marathon will air on Saturday, December 11.
Part 1: Moments #100-81
Part 2: Moments #80-61
Part 3: Moments #60-41
Part 4: Moments #40-21
Part 5: Moments #20-1

Additional Encores:
-- Part 1 - Tues. Dec. 7 9:00pm; Wednesday, Dec. 8 8:00pm; Thurs. Dec. 9 7:00pm; Fri. Dec. 10 6:00pm; Sat Dec. 11 12:00pm & 5:00pm.
-- Part 2 - Wednesday, Dec. 8 9:00pm; Thurs. Dec. 9 8:00pm; Fri. Dec. 10 7:00pm; Sat Dec. 11 1:00pm & 6:00pm.
-- Part 3 - Thurs. Dec. 9 9:00pm; Fri. Dec. 10 8:00pm; Sat Dec. 11 2:00pm & 7:00pm.
-- Part 4 - Fri. Dec. 10 9:00pm; Sat Dec. 11 3:00pm & 8:00pm.
-- Part 5 - Sat Dec. 11 4:00pm & 9:00pm.

 

December 25th, Saturday - 6:00AM to 6:00PM (Previously 48 hours)

>> 5th Annual Merry-thon
Could the holidays be as merry without TV Land’s annual Merry-thon. Christmas spirit, eggnog and your favorite TV friends means a jolly good time all around! Tune in to TV Land’s 5th Annual Merrython featuring classic Christmas episodes of shows like Dick Van Dyke, Wings, Bewitched and Gunsmoke.

6:00am Mister Ed (#96) - Ed's Christmas Story - It is Christmas and Wilbur has decided to be practical in buying gifts this year...until he gets Ed's list of presents.

6:30am Dick Van Dyke (#76) - The Alan Brady Show Presents - Alan turns over "The Alan Brady Show" to his staff and their families to do a Christmas Spectacular on air. This Christmas special includes Sally singing "Santa, Send a Fella", Rob and Laura as Tap Dancing Santas, and Ritchie singing "Little Drummer Boy" The show concludes with Rob, Laura, Buddy, Sally, Mel and the rest of the cast singing a few bars of The Dick Van Dyke theme song with the trip over the ottoman sound effect included.

7:00am Addams Family (#49) - Christmas with the Addams Family - In order to restore Wednesday and Pugsleys' faith in Santa Claus, Uncle Fester decides to pose as St. Nick. But, plans backfire when Fester gets stuck in the chimney and each adult chooses to substitute for him.

7:30am Happy Days (#131) - Christmas Time - Fonzie has bitter Christmas memories about his father.

8:00am Macgyver (#94) – The Madonna - MacGyver and the kids at the Challenge Center discover the meaning of Christmas when they befriend a mysterious homeless woman.

9:00am Gunsmoke (#146) – P.S. Murray Christmas - Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.

10:00am Bewitched (#15) – A Vision Of Sugar Plums - Samantha tries to prove to a visiting orphan that Santa Claus really exists.

10:30am Bewitched (#213) – Sisters At Heart - Keith and Dorothy Wilson, a young black couple, drop off their daughter on Christmas Eve at the Stephens' house before going on an overnight trip. Tabitha and Lisa want very much to be sisters but they were told by a woman in the park that they can't because they are not the same color.

11:00am Wings (#60) – The Customer’s Usually Right - Joe, Brian, and Helen always spend Christmas Eve together and watch a rental movie, Joe finds out he was charged fifty cents rewind fee, he wants to correct the mistake. Joe goes to the video store and makes a big deal that causes the tape rewinder a woman in her 90's to get fired. Joe then finds out that Lowell watched the tape after he rewound it, Joe calls the store to only find out she has been hospitalized. Joe feels so guilty that he goes to visit her.

11:30am Wings (#83) – Happy Holidays - Brian and Alex get into a dispute because Brian doesn't want to spend Christmas with her family in Florida. Antonio and Bunny share be lonely together, which leads into a little more then just sharing their loneliness. Fay's planed Children Center Christmas party turns out to be a disaster.

12:00pm Mister Ed (#96) – Ed’s Christmas Story - It is Christmas and Wilbur has decided to be practical in buying gifts this year...until he gets Ed's list of presents.

12:30pm Dick Van Dyke (#76) - The Alan Brady Show Presents - Alan turns over "The Alan Brady Show" to his staff and their families to do a Christmas Spectacular on air. This Christmas special includes Sally singing "Santa, Send a Fella", Rob and Laura as Tap Dancing Santas, and Ritchie singing "Little Drummer Boy" The show concludes with Rob, Laura, Buddy, Sally, Mel and the rest of the cast singing a few bars of The Dick Van Dyke theme song with the trip over the ottoman sound effect included.

1:00pm Addams Family (#49) - Christmas with the Addams Family- In order to restore Wednesday and Pugsleys' faith in Santa Claus, Uncle Fester decides to pose as St. Nick. But, plans backfire when Fester gets stuck in the chimney and each adult chooses to substitute for him.

1:30pm Happy Days (#74) - Richie Branches Out - It's two weeks before Christmas and Richie devises a scheme to meet the poster girl of his dreams. To meet the "wisconsin Cola poster girl, he masquerades as R.C. the young owner of a supposed national chain of Cunninghma Hardware stores and tells the model's agent that he plans to make her "Mrs. Tool" in the "chains" annual ad campaign.

2:00pm Macgyver (#94) – The Madonna - MacGyver and the kids at the Challenge Center discover the meaning of Christmas when they befriend a mysterious homeless woman.

3:00pm Gunsmoke (#146) – P.S. Murray Christmas - Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.

4:00pm Bewitched (#123) - Humbug Not To Be Spoken Here - Samantha teaches cranky client Mr. Mortimer all about Christmas. she whisks him off to the North Pole to meet Santa and returns him to New York to visit his ex-butler's underprivileged family. Sam brings him home, and he's confused as to whether or not he's been dreaming. The next day is Christmas. Mr. Mortimer arrives at the Stephens' with gifts and accepts Sam's invitation to dinner.

4:30pm Bewitched (#184) - Santa Comes to Visit and Stays and Stays - Tabitha tells Sam that her friend Sidney doesn't believe in Santa Claus. Esmerelda comes to help for a few days. She sneezes up a goat... it fades. Darrin comes home and she sneezes up Santa. Mrs. Kravitz comes over and thinks Santa is Darrin in costume.

5:00pm Wings (#60) – The Customer’s Usually Right - Joe, Brian, and Helen always spend Christmas Eve together and watch a rental movie, Joe finds out he was charged fifty cents rewind fee, he wants to correct the mistake. Joe goes to the video store and makes a big deal that causes the tape rewinder a woman in her 90's to get fired. Joe then finds out that Lowell watched the tape after he rewound it, Joe calls the store to only find out she has been hospitalized. Joe feels so guilty that he goes to visit her.

5:30pm Wings (#83) – Happy Holidays - Brian and Alex get into a dispute because Brian doesn't want to spend Christmas with her family in Florida. Antonio and Bunny share be lonely together, which leads into a little more then just sharing their loneliness.
Fay's planed Children Center Christmas party turns out to be a disaster.

6:00pm Wings (#132) – 'Twas The Heist Before Christmas- Helen has a Christmas party and all of her guests have their wallets stolen. .

6:30pm Bewitched (#15) – A Vision Of Sugar Plums - Samantha tries to prove to a visiting orphan that Santa Claus really exists.

7:00pm Bewitched (#51) – A Vision of Sugar Plums - Pregnant Samantha recalls her first Christmas with Darrin, when she took an orphan to see Santa Claus.

7:30pm Cheers (#120) – A House Is Not A Home - Sam and Diane buy their dream house, but Diane's sympathy for the plight of the previous owners jeopardizes the move.
Though reluctant at first, Sam grows enthusiastic at the prospect of owning his own home, and he and Diane settle on a comfortable home. However, when the elderly couple who are vacating regale Sam and Diane with memories of 40years spent in the house, Diane insists that she will only move in if Sam will assist her in hosting - in the summer - one final Christmas celebration for the elderly's couple entire family.

8:00pm Brady Bunch (#12) – The Voice Of Christmas - Carol loses her voice from too much choir practice and may not be able to sing at Christmas services. Alice tries an old remedy and Cindy asks the department store Santa to make her mom well.

8:30pm Green Acres (#46) – An Old Fashioned Christmas - Oliver finds that he canÆt chop down a spruce tree on his own property.

9:00pm Andy Griffith (#11) – A Christmas Story - Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

9:30pm Three’s Company (#20) – Three’s Christmas - Jack, Janet and Chrissy plot to escape a boring Christmas party alone with the Ropers because the three roommates are invited to a big bash the same night.

10:00pm Sanford & Son (#104) – Ebenezer Sanford - Despite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge.

10:30pm All In The Family (#26) – Christmas Day At The Bunkers - Archie casts a pall on the family's yuletide spirits when he complains that he was passed over for this year's Christmas bonus.

11:00pm All In The Family (#76) – Edith’s Christmas Story - The Bunker's household Christmas mood turns grim when Edith tells Gloria she has a lump in her breast and is going for a surgical examination.

11:30pm All In The Family (#149) – The Draft Dodger - Christmas dinner at the Bunkers finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war. Archie’s convictions put a strain on the holiday spirit until and exchange between the father and draft dodger leaves him stunned and speechless.

12:00am Wings (#132) – Twas The Heist Before Christmas – Helen has a Christmas party and all of her guests have their wallets stolen.

12:30am Bewitched (#123) - Humbug Not To Be Spoken Here - Samantha teaches cranky client Mr. Mortimer all about Christmas. she whisks him off to the North Pole to meet Santa and returns him to New York to visit his ex-butler's underprivileged family.

1:00am Cheers (#120) – A House Is Not A Home - Sam and Diane buy their dream house, but Diane's sympathy for the plight of the previous owners jeopardizes the move.
Though reluctant at first, Sam grows enthusiastic at the prospect of owning his own home, and he and Diane settle on a comfortable home. However, when the elderly couple who are vacating regale Sam and Diane with memories of 40years spent in the house, Diane insists that she will only move in if Sam will assist her in hosting - in the summer - one final Christmas celebration for the elderly's couple entire family.

1:30am Cheers (#133) – Christmas Cheers - Everyone is mad at Rebecca after she schedules them to work on Christmas Eve. When Sam finds out he's the only one who hasn't bought a present for Rebecca. When shopping he runs into Tracy, a last-minute shopper who he buys earmuffs from to give to Rebecca. To Sam's surprise, Rebecca opens the package to find a pair of diamond earrings inside. Sam willingly pays Tracy for the earrings when it gets him an invite to Rebecca's home. His plans for a romantic evening are spoiled when he discovers the rest of the gang have been invited as well.
Meanwhile, Cliff's efforts to win a trip to Disney World by collecting more cans of food for the homeless than other postal workers fails, despite some well-intentioned help form Woody.

2:00am Brady Bunch (#12) – The Voice Of Christmas - Carol loses her voice from too much choir practice and may not be able to sing at Christmas services. Alice tries an old remedy and Cindy asks the department store Santa to make her mom well.

2:30am Green Acres (#46) – An Old Fashioned Christmas - Oliver finds that he can't chop down a spruce tree on his own property.

3:00am Andy Griffith (#11) – A Christmas Story - Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

3:30am Three’s Company (#20) – Three’s Christmas - Jack, Janet and Chrissy plot to escape a boring Christmas party alone with the Ropers because the three roommates are invited to a big bash the same night.

4:00am Sanford & Son (#104) – Ebenezer Sanford - Despite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge.

4:30am All In The Family (#26) – Christmas Day At The Bunkers - Archie casts a pall on the family's yuletide spirits when he complains that he was passed over for this year's Christmas bonus.

5:00am All In The Family (#76) – Edith’s Christmas Story - The Bunker's household Christmas mood turns grim when Edith tells Gloria she has a lump in her breast and is going for a surgical examination.

5:30am All In The Family (#149) – The Draft Dodger - Christmas dinner at the Bunkers finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war. Archie’s convictions put a strain on the holiday spirit until and exchange between the father and draft dodger leaves him stunned and speechless

 

New Episodes Every Friday in January! - 11:00PM

>> ALF's Hit Talk Show
Television's most popular alien has landed back on earth and is making his triumphant return to primetime as the host of his own talk show. Each 30-minute installment features signature ALF observations on pop culture, current events and interviews with celebrity guests. The show is executive produced for TV Land by Paul Fusco (ALF) and Burt Dubrow (The Tom Green Show, Sally Jessie Raphael).

Encores: Friday nights (early Sat morning) at 2:00 a.m.; Saturdays at 9:00 a.m.; Tuesdays at 1:00 a.m.
and Fridays 7:00 a.m.

 

Saturday Mornings in January, 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM ET/PT

>> TV Land Originals Saturday Morning Encores

Pre-empted Jan. 1

Saturday, January 8
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM Inside TV Land: The Pitch
10:30AM TV Land Moguls: The '60s
11:30AM TV Land Top 10: Andy Griffith Show

Saturday, January 15
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM TV Land Legends - The 60 Minutes Interviews: Johnny Carson
10:00AM TV Land Legends - The 60 Minutes Interviews: Phil Donahue
10:30AM TV Land Legends - The 60 Minutes Interviews: Chris Rock
11:00AM TV Land Legends - The 60 Minutes Interviews: Carol Burnett
11:30AM TV Land Legends - The 60 Minutes Interviews: Larry King

Saturday, January 22
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM TV Land Legends - The 60 Minutes Interviews: Candace Bergen
10:00AM Inside TV Land: Primetime Politics 11:00AM Inside TV Land: Taboo TV

Saturday, January 29
9:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
9:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
10:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
10:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
11:00AM ALF's Hit Talk Show
11:30AM ALF's Hit Talk Show

 

January 1st, Saturday - 6AM to 6PM

>> First Things First
TV Land presents all first episodes on the first day of the year. From Hunter to Andy Griffith to Three's Company to Fantasy Island, TV Land has it all on the first day of 2005!

6:00AM The Carol Burnett Show #1
6:30AM The Flip Wilson Show #1
7:00AM The Lucy & Desi Comedy Hour #1
8:00AM Bonanza
9:00AM MacGyver #1
10:00AM Hunter #1
11:00AM Happy Days #1
11:30AM The Brady Bunch #1
12:00PM The Dick Van Dyke Show #1
12:30PM Mister Ed #1
1:00PM Green Acres #1
1:30PM I Love Lucy #1
2:00PM I Dream of Jeannie #1
2:30PM Bewitched #1
3:00PM Hunter #1
4:00PM MacGyver #1
5:00PM Bonanza
6:00PM Green Acres #1
6:30PM I Love Lucy #1
7:00PM Cheers #1
7:30PM Three's Company #1 "Man About the House"
8:00PM The Munsters #1
8:30PM The Addams Family #1
9:00PM The Andy Griffith Show #1
9:30PM Leave it to Beaver
10:00PM Sanford & Son #1
10:30PM All in the Family #1
11:00PM Cheers #1
11:30PM Three's Company #1 "Man About the House"
12:00AM The Andy Griffith Show #1
12:30AM Leave it to Beaver
1:00AM Sanford & Son #1
1:30AM All in the Family #1
2:00AM Cheers #1
2:30AM Wings #1
3:00AM The Munsters #1
3:30AM The Addams Family #1
4:00AM Fantasy Island #1
5:00AM I Dream of Jeannie #1
5:30AM Bewitched #1

 

January 10th, Monday through January 16th, Sunday - 8PM to Midnight, Each Night!

> Highway To Heaven Launch Marathon

Highway To Heaven has found its way to TV Land. Beginning January 2005, Jonathan Smith continues his mission on TV Land as an angel going through his probationary period who is sent to earth on an unusual mission—bring a little love and tolerance into the lives of people in trouble.

Be it a young boxer being pressured to sabotage a fight, or a mother whose child was dying of cancer, or even a Vietnamese child facing prejudice in her new American hometown, each of them learns about coping with life through love from the mild mannered heavenly visitor and his gruff sidekick Adam.

Marathon Schedule

Monday 1/10
8:00pm
- #1 Highway To Heaven (Part 1)
In this, the pilot movie for the series, Jonathan sets out to restore the quality of life for the residents of a retirement home called Havencrest, where he takes on the recently vacated job of handyman.
9:00pm - #2 Highway To Heaven (Part 2)
In this, the pilot movie for the series, Jonathan sets out to restore the quality of life for the residents of a retirement home called Havencrest, where he takes on the recently vacated job of handyman.
10:00pm - #24 Thoroughbreds (Part 1)
A two-parter starring Helen Hunt as a stable girl in love with a blue blood.
11:00pm - #25 Thoroughbreds (Part 2)
A two-parter starring Helen Hunt as a stable girl in love with a blue blood.

Tuesday 1/11
8:00pm - #26 A Song For Jason (Part 1)
Mark and Jonathan become counselors at a camp for terminally ill children.
9:00pm - #27 A Song For Jason (Part 2)
Mark and Jonathan become counselors at a camp for terminally ill children.
10:00pm - #33 The Smile In The Third Row
Lorne Greene stars as an actor who claims to have seen God.
11:00pm - #34 The Secret
Scotty defends a disfigured man in his first case.

Wednesday 1/12
8:00pm - #42 The Last Assignment
Ed Asner stars as an angel.
9:00pm - #43 To Bind The Wounds
Eli Wallach stars as grieving father of a MIA.
10:00pm - #46 The Torch
The guys help a rabbi fight Neo-Nazis.
11:00pm - #60 Jonathan Smith Goes To Washington
Eddie Albert help's Mark's sister get a rare drug for her step-daughter.

Thursday 1/13
8:00pm - #64 Wally
Dick Van Dyke stars as a homeless man.
9:00pm - #65 A Song Of Songs
**Episode description unavailable***    
10:00pm - #68 Normal People
A neighborhood is troubled when a home for the mentally ill opens.
11:00pm - #71 A Father’s Faith
Eli Wallach stars as a father who refuses to give up on his comatose son.

Friday 1/14
8:00pm
- #74 A Gift Of Life
The guys are bodyguards for Leslie Neilson
9:00pm - #75 Man’s Best Friend (Part 1)
A dog brings two families together.
10:00pm - #76 Man’s Pest Friend (Part 2)
A dog brings two families together.
11:00pm -#78 I Was A Middle Aged Werewolf
A Halloween episode that borrows from Landon's I was a Teenaged Werewolf.

Saturday 1/15
8:00pm
- #80 Playing For Keeps
Donald O'Connor stars as an aging star trying to make amends with his starlet son.
9:00pm - #81 Amazing Man
The guys help a little boy get over the grief of losing his father.
10:00pm - #86 With Love, The Claus
A divorced couple fight over a child at Christmas.
11:00pm - #88 Country Doctor
The guys help a community appreciate their doctor.               

Sunday 1/16
8:00pm - #98 The Whole Nine Yards
The guys help a girl get on an all-boys football team.
9:00pm - #100 Hello And Farewell (Part 1)
The guys help out at a military hospital. Matthew Perry in an early appearance.
10:00pm - #101 Hello And Farewell (Part 2)
The guys help out at a military hospital. Matthew Perry in an early appearance.
11:00pm - #108 Summer Camp
The guys' blind friend falls in love with an actress.

 

January 26, Wednesday -

>> All Access Pass II/2nd Annual TV Land Awards (2004)
See the encores of the special behind the scenes show All Access Pass II from the 2004 TV Land Awards. Then, watch the 2004 TV Land Awards Show itself. The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards is coming this March!

10:30PM All Access Pass II
11:00PM 2004 TV Land Awards Show

 

February 14th, Tuesday - 8PM to 11PM

>> TV Land Love Fest
Love is in the air…and on TV Land!!! Celebrate Valentine’s Day TV Land style with a night of crushes, love affairs and secret admirers from classic episodes of Leave It To Beaver, Three’s Company, Andy Griffith and much more!

8p - The Andy Griffith Show #128 - Opie Loves Ellen
Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend.
8:30p - Leave It To Beaver #171 - Farewell To Penny
Beaver and Penny always get into brutal fights with each other, and that's why both were in shock when Penny's mother invited Beaver to their farewell party.  It turns out that they both had a good time at the party and even agreed that they like each other.  However, once Penny learned that she wasn't really leaving school, the two went back to their old fighting ways.
9p -  Sanford & Son #27 - Sanford and Son and Sister Make three
Fred's old flame Juanita brings her daughter Alice to dinner and its love at first sight for Lamont.  When Lamont plans to marry Alice, Fred tries to convince his son not to.
9:30p - All In The Family #171 – Mike and Gloria Meet
Another baby announcement from their old high school friend and matchmaker sends Mike and Gloria's memories back nine years to their very first, and almost last, date.
10p - Three’s Company #34 – Love Diary
Curious landlord Stanley Roper sneaks a peek at an X-rated diary Chrissy is typing and suddenly gets the idea that Chrissy is in love with him.
10:30p -  Cheers #17 - Diane’s Perfect Date
Sam and Diane agree to try to find each other perfect dates. However, Sam is convinced Diane thinks, as he does, that they're a perfect pair, but when she introduces Gretchen, her pretty, athletic friend as his date for the evening, he is shocked.  In desperation, he corrals a stranger in the poolroom and pays him to escort Diane.   When the formidable fellow reveals he's a paroled murderer, things go from bad to worse, and Sam is finally forced to tell the truth.

 

 


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